Failcast

The way I see it, literally tens of listeners, there are 3 ways to fail catastrophically in this world:

1) Buy a super ultra limited edition of a video game and not play it for close to 10 months

2) Forget to press record until 6-7 minutes into the show

3) Be Necros

This episode has failed in one of these ways. I’ll let you guess which one. The be-moustached Uncle Milkshake joins king, Yashoki, Ryu89, and Cataract in another week of awful and suck, and the worst part is that you’re going to listen it. Masochists.

Show Notes

Community questions

Yoj1mb0’s blog

Destructoid is “to hipster”

Music

OP: Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass - Spanish Flea

Hacker: Evolution OST

Oreskaband - Shall We Dance

ED: Operation Ivy - Sound System

As always, email us at Failcast@gmail.com if you want to get on the show.

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Wow, who would have guessed: thanks to me, Failcast is late again. Then again, it’s not like you listeners out there care. If you really did, you would have stopped downloading this eardrum-ruining tragedy of a podcast a long time ago. The numbers tell the story here, and there are literally tens of listeners who have spoken. Literally. Tens.

This week, oldfag Taumpy (aka Tampon) Tears joins the usual gang of Yashoki, Necros, Hitogoroshi, and kingLATEbo for another terrible episode. Even though we eventually serious up and talk about some actually important topics, the show manages to suck just as hard as always. We wouldn’t want to disappoint, after all.

Outline of the show that sucks because I’m lazy:

- “Let me guess, Kotaku”

- Community feedback

- We make fun of Necros… again (This never gets old, surprisingly)

- Bugsport expects better writing in games

- Handy writes silly stuff

- Krow calls us out, and it hurts king deeply

- A kauza cblog that we recommend you read

- Modern Warfare 2: Is it turning your children into TERRORISTS? MORE AT ELEVEN

Music Credits:

OP: Eric Cartman - Pokerface

Kong In Concert

John Mayer - Everyday I Have The Blues

ED: B.B. King - How Blue Can You Get

As always, email us at Failcast@gmail.com if you want to get on the show.

Please visit our original post at http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/FAILCAST/failcast-episode-52-it-s-not-my-first-time-edition-154719.phtml for the true Failcast experience.

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So. This episode is actually from last week, since we didn’t get it out then and didn’t record an episode this week. Which means we have this awesome show which we know you’ll love, it also means that some of our topics are outdated in that special internet way where things are ancient after a week. So it goes!

Cataract subs in for Hito, Bigby is our special community guest, and the rest of the crew (Yashoki, King3vbo, and Necros) are just as self-absorbed as always. Outline Get!

Outline of Fail:

00:20 - It’s all the same in the dark

07:00 - It all comes back to furries

13:40 - If only we were Graphcast

18:35 - The devious plan revealed

26:00 - Community feedback

29:40 - The secret of the Wii Vitality Sensor

35:20 - Visceral game experiences

39:40 - Editing error at this point, IGNORE ME

45:25 - Stufflikethatstufflikethatstufflikethat

52:40 - “I can piss on anybody, but I can’t just make anyone dance”

58:55 - Team Rhoomba

63:45 - TheRookieMonster discusses Modern Warfare 2’s controversial server decisions

76:15 - The guy who made some comics that we looked at I dunno go find them yourself

78:10 - Community Podcasts in the Forums

80:25 - Double Down!

Music Credits:

OP: Boots Randolph - Yakety Sax

Metal Slug 1 and 2 OST

The Pointer Sisters - Pinball Number Count

ED: Rockapella - Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego?

As always, email us at Failcast@gmail.com if you want to get on the show.

Please visit our original post at http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/FAILCAST/failcast-episode-51-if-you-die-on-the-show-you-die-in-real-life–153592.phtml for the true Failcast experience.

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Somehow, against all odds, ignoring the fact that we have all of five listeners, Failcast has managed to make it - to episode 50. Honestly, we’re as surprised as you. And in a way, we’re sort of sorry about it too. Thanks for tolerating us and even, from time to time, enjoying the trainwreck we put out here.

To celebrate, we’re releasing the episode late as always! And on this episode of Failcast is one of Modern Method’s renaissance men, Brad “DMV” Rice, an editor on Destructoid and Tomopop and editor-in-chief of Japanator. He joins the cast to talk about anime, being around near the beginning of Destructoid, and what it was like to live with Necros. Hilarity ensues. Also, stay tuned for a Failcast exclusive bit of news from Niero!

Outline of Fail:

00:30 - Worst show opening ever!

05:05 - Spiders? In my vagoo?

10:30 - We talk about Chii’s Sweet Home

15:05 - Stories of Necros being a bad roommate

19:45 - We finally get to what we’re playing, NOT THAT YOU CARE

23:30 - Katawa Shoujo

30:35 - Yashoki can’t make burritos

31:40 - Japanator feedback?

32:55 - Community feedback

36:25 - Brad relates how Necros bought Halo 3

43:15 - Very old-school Dtoid anecdote

44:30 - The Stickam pic

49:10 - Regina the Bloodedge?

56:45 - Worst anime?

61:45 - Master Asia needs no ghostwriter

64:20 - Kauza doesn’t like status effects

70:35 - Failcast breaks a leak from Niero (and I don’t care what people on Failcast say, I’m pretty sure this is news to most to you)

77:10 - How people find Japanator on search engines

81:45 - Animucast was separate and can be found here

Music Credits:

OP: Neskimos - Zelda Dungeon

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic OST

Neskimos - Punchout

ED: Neskimos - Mega Man 2: Dr. Wily

As always, email Failcast@gmail.com if you want to be on the show.

Please visit our original post at http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/FAILCAST/failcast-episode-50-fairy-queen-cast-152464.phtml for the true Failcast experience and cblog links.

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Failcast is finally back, and in characteristic Failcast fashion, we are unbelievably late with the episode. I know, you can hardly believe it, right?

Well, if you dare to download last week’s episode, we’ve actually got a pretty amazing episode prepared for you all. King3vbo is absent, but Ryu89 is here to fill in alongside Yashoki, Hitogoroshi, Necros, and this week’s special community guest Analoge. Here we go!

Outline of Fail:

00:00 - NEVER UGUU AGAIN

02:55 - “Oh.” Sums up most people’s reactions

05:55 - Mass Effect > The Beatles: Rock Band?

10:00 - The value of a game’s price tag

15:05 - Community feedback

19:10 - How awesome is Tactix?

24:10 - Scary Womanizing Pig Mask gives us an awesome question, as usual

32:15 - Gran Torhito

37:50 - “About those boobs”

45:45 - We argue about the best SoulCalibur game…guess Hito’s choice!

50:25 - For the people who were wondering about the header picture of Failcast, that’s Senisan82 on the right

50:30 - Senisan82 is Ice T

55:20 - The return of Street Fighter II syndrome

60:15 - No more fire!

62:45 - We talk about the fap system implemented a little while ago

68:25 - Vexed Alex starts Beneath the Pixels, a community game club

72:40 - Vent info is in the header image of this episode to avoid spammers

73:35 - Electrium talks about Used Game Syndrome

80:25 - I think $15 is a good benchmark for buying any game

83:45 - And so begins the many endings of Failcast

Music Credits:

OP: Andrew W.K. - Char the Great!

Mobile Suit Gundam Special OST

Uncle Milkshake - Rocket Fart Fanfiction

ED: Andrew W.K. - Fly, Gundam!

If you want to be a part of Failcast, either as a guest or by producing a special segment, please email Failcast@gmail.com to sort things out with us.

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What’s up fellow Dtoiders, king3vbo here posting another late edition of Failcast. Between getting ready for PAX and general laziness, I’ve finally found time to post the show. So here it is. Enjoy. Or don’t. I can’t care less.

The wonderful Hoygeit was our guest, and we spoke of many things, but mainly Blizzcon and Blizzard related news. Funtimes.

I’d write more, but it’s late and PAX is tomorrow…. so fuck all yalls.

Music Credits

OP: Me First And The Gimme Gimmes - Come Sail Away

Trine OST

World of Warcraft OST

Basshunter - DOTA

ED: The Aquabats - Cat With Two Heads

As always, email us at Failcast@gmail.com if you want to get on the guest list, or even just to say hi.

Please visit our original post at http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/FAILCAST/failcast-episode-48-world-of-failcast-late-aclysm-147318.phtml for the true Failcast experience and cblog links.

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Failcast is super late due to real-life stuff, and instead of taking the time to fully write up a show post, I’m just going to give you the basic rundown and post it ASAP. This week’s guest is Senisan82, and we talk about the vidya games.

Outline of Fail (well, some links at least):

Community questions

John B pinpoints when gaming is no longer fun

CaptainBus asks if FPS realism is limited

Music Credits:

OP: Bit Shifter - The World Has Turned and Left Me Here

Tales of Vesperia OST

Je Deviens DJ en 3 Jours - Aerodynamic

ED: The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets - 20 Minutes of Oxygen

As always, email us at Failcast@gmail.com if you want to get on the guest list, or even just to say hi.

Please visit our original post at http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/FAILCAST/failcast-episode-47-hastily-posted-edition-145652.phtml for the true Failcast experience and cblog links.

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FAILCAST IS ON TIME FOR ONCE

FAILCAST IS ON TIME FOR ONCE

And now a song about our guest this week:

There’s a man who leads a life of danger

Changin’ his username, he’s now a stranger

With every post he makes, another chance he takes

Odds are you won’t live to login tomorrow

Bwark-Kupo man

Bwark-Kupo man

They’re now calling you Krow

Since you changed your username

That’s right, this weeks guest is Krow, aka Bwark-Kupo. Join us on this wonderful auditory adventure as we ask the hard hitting questions, like “WHY YOU CHANGE NAME?” and “HOW I FIND LOLI?”

Cblog Links (added by Necros):

Community feedback

Krow’s community Pokemon game

TewDee sucks at combos

Ali D wants a certain special edition

Danzflor wants a Spanish podcast

Music Credits:

OP: Dead Kennedys - Too Drunk Too Fuck

Neverwinter Nights OST

Vincent Price - Pork Chops

ED: Rancid - Brews

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Failcast? On a Monday? It must be Christmas! It’s not? Well then the only explanation can be that king is LATE with his editing again. Obviously he did it on purpose because I am LAZY and LATE and things of that nature. Obviously.

This week’s (or technically last week’s depending on how you look at it) show consists of the usual debauchery, lust, and hate that all 3 of you Failcast fans have come to know and love. Our special guest is the immaculate Pangloss, who joins the usual group of Nigros, Screaming Red Face, Mexi-can’t, and LAZY NO GOOD EDITOR WHO NEEDS TO GET HIS PRIORITIES STRAIGHT.

Instead of real show notes, you get a generic outline of every Failcast episode ever

00:00 - Host says “Destructoid’s only community podcast”, lies through his teeth

00:17 - Yashoki forgets to say something when he is introduced, king makes a retarded joke and no one laughs. Hito complains about his hip and the weather

02:14 - Necros interrupts with a comment that weirds everyone out, awkward silence follows

08:48 - Yashoki and king3vbo have been playing World of Warcraft. NO ONE CARES.

09:30 - Hitogoroshi has been playing Metal Slug. EVERYONE CARES.

10:59 - Necros has not played Dead Space yet. THE JOKE IS NO LONGER FUNNY

20:X6 - Community questions, king outs himself as a pedo yet again

27:38 - WHAT’S POPPIN

30:15 - Community questions are over, a short clip of some song no one cares about plays, and everyone turns off their mp3 players because the second half is boring.

Cblog links (added by Necros):

Topher wants people to have avatars

IroN1c watches The Matrix Online die

Electro Lemon’s Late Night Lulz™

Music Credits:

OP: Smashmouth - Why Can’t We Be Friends

Kurenai OST

DJMegaMatX - Dragon Warrior (There’s a Princess)

ED: The Bloodhound Gang - I Hope You Die

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Necros is seeing Harry Potter or something, so you’re all stuck with me, the illustrious and turbo-awesome king3vbo, posting the show this week. We had this guest for Failcast, he had a beard and that was pretty sweet. I can’t remember his name, but in the end it’s not important. Bleh, man. Yashoki was late, Hitogoroshi complained about kids on his lawn, and Necros failed over and over again. Typical.

Show notes because Necros told me I have to do them:

00:00 - IT BEGINS

12:345 - Everybody in the car lets go for a drive

666 - SATAN SATAN SATAN

86:75.309 - Jenny, don’t change your number

∞ - At this point we divided by zero OH SHIIIIIIIIII

Music Credits:

OP: OC Supertones - OC Supertones

Soul Nomad OST

Iwasaki Tarou - Rap wa Kan no Kamina-sama no Theme

ED: Huey Lewis and the News - The Power of Love

As always, email us at Failcast@gmail.com if you want to be on the show.

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